Two amusing conversations so far today:
Me: I'm checking out of room 401 - is the airport shuttle running on time
Hotel Staff: *panicked look*
Me: *questioning look*
Hotel Staff: Let me call the driver....
Me: ohhh kaaay....
Hotel Staff: Sorry, we don't have a shuttle running right now. I'm going to call a different hotel to see if they will pick you up.
They did eventually come and the driver was very nice. It was a little awkward as he ran some errands and picked up some rap star from a penthouse who was still high from a party the night before. It's all good!
Check-in went well at the airport except when they tried to get me to walk through the body scanner. yeah. NO. Sorry, but I don't believe in porn whether or not it's "for my safety" or "the person watching is in another building." Seriously? OOH - so it's like filming a porn movie and having someone else watch in another room. Right. I'm ok with that! Dream on TSA. Needless to say, they let me walk through the normal scanner.
Boarding! HELLO COSTA RICA!!!
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ha ha Deb... i totally enjoyed that story! can't wait to hear how you did on the flights? by the way... can you come back now and help me get a catheter in a dog???
ReplyDeleteI totally did the body scan on the way out. I was like, "Bitch, look at me naked - I don't care - I'm going to Costa Rica! Wooo!"
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